Saturday, November 18, 2006

A conversation with Tucker.....

You may or may not know that Tucker is my 3 year old son. He is sweet, funny, and oh so precocious. Let me tell you how our conversations go sometimes.

Tucker: Mommy, I don't wuv my gurfriends.

Me: Tuc, how many girlfriends do you have?

Tucker: None, *you have to see the little grin and blush when he says this*

Me: Oh? What about Julia? *Julia is the babysitters little girl*

Tucker: I wuv Jooya.

Me: Isn't she your girlfriend then?

Tucker: Yes, but I don't wuv gurfriends.

Me: Okay, you are too young to worry about girlfriends anyway. Who has a girlfriend that you know?

Tucker: Bwaeden (my 15yr old, who, to MY knowledge, has no girlfriend)

Me: Oh? How many girlfriends does he have?

Tucker: Four

Me: Who are they?

Tucker: Mommy, why does Angus eat his own poop?

As you can see, the child has either been brainwashed already to not divulge to the mommy any pertinent information regarding dating habits of the older siblings, or, he got bored and really wanted to know why the dog is so gross.


Mr. Code Brown said...

Kids are damn observant at this age. My four year old surprises me everyday.

Oh, The Joys said...

Just as long as Bwaeden isn't dating Angus. Kissing could be an issue.

RX850 said...

You won't get a straight answer until they announce their engagement... :)

Mother Jones RN said...

Art Linkletter was right, kids say the darndest things.


Dead Nurse said...

I would like to know the same thing. Why DOES Angus eat his own poop????

Iris/Rissy said...

Angus eats his own poop because he is a dog.....a Basset Hound to be exact.....and they love to do those nasty kinds of things........

Juliabohemian said...

that's reminds me of how my brother used to say my name when he was little (he is 16 years younger than me) he would say Ju-we-uh or Doo-wee-uh or just doo-dee