You may or may not know that Tucker is my 3 year old son. He is sweet, funny, and oh so precocious. Let me tell you how our conversations go sometimes.
Tucker: Mommy, I don't wuv my gurfriends.
Me: Tuc, how many girlfriends do you have?
Tucker: None, *you have to see the little grin and blush when he says this*
Me: Oh? What about Julia? *Julia is the babysitters little girl*
Tucker: I wuv Jooya.
Me: Isn't she your girlfriend then?
Tucker: Yes, but I don't wuv gurfriends.
Me: Okay, you are too young to worry about girlfriends anyway. Who has a girlfriend that you know?
Tucker: Bwaeden (my 15yr old, who, to MY knowledge, has no girlfriend)
Me: Oh? How many girlfriends does he have?
Me: Who are they?
Tucker: Mommy, why does Angus eat his own poop?
As you can see, the child has either been brainwashed already to not divulge to the mommy any pertinent information regarding dating habits of the older siblings, or, he got bored and really wanted to know why the dog is so gross.
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